What Your Hairstylist Wishes You Knew Before Your Appointment
- goetzhayley
- Jan 12
- 5 min read
Hello Love, we need to talk. But like, in a fun way. With maybe a glass of wine or your favorite beverage as if this were happening in person.
I’m about to spill all the salon secrets—not the gossipy kind (those stay locked in the vault, promise), but the stuff that’ll make your next hair appointment absolutely chef’s kiss perfect.
Yes, Bring All 47 Pinterest Photos. We’re Here for It.
Seriously, bring them ALL. That screenshot from Instagram at 3 AM? The TikTok you saved seventeen times? The photo of a random person you saw at Whole Foods that you definitely didn’t creep on? BRING. THEM. ALL.
Here’s the thing: when you say “just a little lighter,” I’m picturing Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde, and you might be thinking more like… a shade darker than what you have now. We’re literally speaking different languages.
But show me a photo and suddenly we’re both pointing at the same thing going “YES, THAT!” It’s like having a translator, except for hair. Plus, scrolling through inspo pics together is honestly one of the best parts of my day. It’s like Pinterest, but I get paid for it.
And no, we’re not trying to copy-paste someone else’s hair onto your head. We’re just getting inside your brain to figure out your vibe. Think of it as a vision board for your follicles.
Real Talk: Lying to Your Hairstylist Is Like Lying to Your Doctor (But With More Dramatic Consequences)
Okay, storytime. Remember that time you maybe used box dye from the drugstore and told me your hair was virgin? Yeah, I knew. We always know. Your hair literally tattled on you.
Listen, I’m not your mom, and this isn’t a lecture. I genuinely don’t care if you trimmed your own bangs with kitchen scissors at midnight (though… girl, we need to talk about that separately). But I DO need to know about it so I can work my magic without accidentally turning your hair into straw or, like, a color that doesn’t exist in nature.
Your hair has receipts. Every color, every treatment, every “one time at summer camp” experiment is still living in those strands. If you don’t tell me the truth, the hair will—usually at the worst possible moment.
Same goes for your life stuff! Wash your hair twice a day because you’re obsessed with your Peloton? TELL ME. Can barely be bothered to brush it most days? Also tell me! I’m not judging—I’m adjusting my plan so you can actually maintain whatever we create. I want you to love your hair on day seven, not just day one.
Timing Really Is Everything (And I’m Not Just Being Dramatic)
Pop quiz: When should you book your hair appointment for your wedding?
A) The morning of
B) Two days before
C) Two weeks before
D) Girl, we should’ve started this conversation six months ago
If you answered C or D, gold star! You get it!
Here’s the deal: hair has moods. Color needs time to “settle” into its most gorgeous phase. Cuts need a few days to break in (kind of like new jeans, but for your head). And if something needs a tiny tweak? We need time for that too!
Also, can we talk about going from black to blonde? Because I LOVE that journey for you, but it IS a journey. Like, multiple-episodes-of-a-TV-show kind of journey. We’re talking sessions, plural. Appointments with an “s.” Because I care about your hair staying ON your head and not, you know, breaking off. Hints my moto: Happy Heathy Hair!
But here’s the good news: every step can be gorgeous. We’re not talking about awkward middle phases—we’re talking about intentional, beautiful colors at each stage. It’s like a hair glow-up montage, and you’re the star.
Let’s Get Real About Expectations (Without Crushing Dreams)
I want to give you everything you want. Like, I genuinely do. That feeling when you look in the mirror and your eyes light up? That’s literally why I do this job. That’s my happy place.
But sometimes—and I’m saying this with so much love—what you want and what your hair can handle right now are two different things.
If you’ve been box-dying your hair jet black for five years and you roll in with a photo of Margot Robbie asking to leave blonde today? I’m going to have to be the bearer of realistic news. BUT! I’m also going to create a plan to get you there while keeping your hair healthy, shiny, and actually still attached to your head.
The clients with the most amazing hair transformations? They’re the ones who trusted the process. They came back for session two, and three, and ended up with hair that not only looked incredible but felt incredible too. Soft, shiny, healthy—the whole package.
Quick hair fix or healthy hair that looks amazing for months? I’m always going to vote for option two, because I’m obsessed with you loving your hair long-term.
We’re Basically Going Steady (But Less Complicated)
Real talk: some of my favorite people are my clients. I know about your promotion before your Instagram does. I heard about your breakup before your best friend. I’ve held space for your happy tears, stress tears, and “I just really needed a scalp massage” tears.
This relationship? It’s special. You trust me with your head (literally), and I take that seriously. But it works best when it goes both ways.
Tell me if you hate something. Like, immediately. I promise my feelings won’t be hurt—I want you OBSESSED with your hair, not just “it’s fine.”
Speak up if something feels weird during your appointment. Too hot? Scalp itchy? Need more coffee? Just bored and want to chat? SAY IT. This is a judgment-free zone.
And hey, if you can’t make an appointment, just let me know! Life happens. I get it. I just really appreciate the heads up so I can maybe fill that spot or, you know, run errands instead of sitting around hoping you’re just late.
Consider This Your Official Invitation
So here’s the vibe: your next appointment is going to be AMAZING. Whether you’re new here and still learning where the bathroom is, or you’ve been coming so long you have your own parking spot, every appointment is a fresh chance to create something awesome together.
Show up with your phone full of hair inspo. Be honest about that thing you did to your hair that one time. Let’s make a realistic game plan. Ask me literally anything (yes, even that). And let’s have some fun with it.
Because honestly? My favorite part of this job isn’t just the hair—though I do love a good foil moment. It’s the collaboration. The laughter. The “wait, turn around, you HAVE to see this” moments. The way you walk out feeling like the best version of yourself.
That’s the magic. And I can’t wait to make it happen with you.
Ready to make some hair magic? Let’s do this! Book your appointment and come prepared to dream big, laugh lots, and leave feeling absolutely amazing. Can’t wait to see you in my chair! ✨
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